Music historian Dawn Eden runs into Paris Hilton while out at the Madison Square Garden theater with her mom; muted chaos ensues. Compare and contrast Paris and Dawn's mom:

Most famous home-movie performance PARIS: Romping like an animal with another woman's husband, 2001. MOM: Sauntering to the zoo with her husband and kids, doing impressions of the gorillas, 1972.

Mom Outwits the Ditz [Dawn Eden]