· While playing an overdosed clubber, heiress (and Patty's daughter) Lydia Hearst, 19, claims "I refuse to be thrown into that stereotype where people say a rich heiress modeling just has a hobby."... Also, we're concerned about the Leonardo DiCaprio and Gisele Bundchen engagement. Gisardo? Gicaprio? Leochen? Someone pull E!'s Ted Casablanca out of the bathhouse, we need help. [NY Daily News]
· The Post claims former Mets manager Bobby Valentine will be getting divorced before going off to manage baseball in Japan for three years. Sources over here say the opposite — Bobby and Mary are quite happily married after 26 years. [NYP]
· "It's like a new beginning" of the end as New York tourism levels rebound to pre-9/11 levels. "Orange alert? I think it's some kind of marketing thing," says one. "Life is life - you could fall on the sidewalk and die," say two. Mmm. You sure could, tourist. [NYT]