· 230 Park Avenue was advised to remove its "Christmas cross" because "That cross is a bull's eye to terrorists." Their proximity to the UN and Grand Central wouldn't be an issue, though, I'm sure. [NYP]
· Brad Pitt craves human flesh. I mean, having babies. [NYDN]
· Jerry Lewis comes home from rehab in time for Christmas; AA to throw endless B-list-star-studded telethon to raise money for his detox bills. [LV Sun]