· Ben Affleck reports he is desperate to spawn: "I would just like to keep 'em coming." Anti-Affleck humanitarians plan much-needed emergency kidnapping and vasectomy. [NYP]
· Gandolfini purchases immense shiny diamond, either for his navel piercing or for potential engagement. [NYDN]
· New Peter Pan film revealed by brilliant scholarly Christians to be an exploration of adolescent sexuality and anxiety. [MSNBC]