Posting here will be slightly reduced over the holidays. While you're all kissing parental ass for the holiday season (so you can move back in with them, no doubt), I'm busy planning a hot new article for the NYT. See, I've heard that the economy is on the up, nightlife is back, folks are dressing fancy again, and everyone is tippling this drink called "The Cosmo"! I'm thinking of calling the piece... The Rebirth of Cocktail Culture!

That hasn't been covered before, right?

Anyway: slightly fewer posts this week, and we'll actually be closed on Christmas, but don't worry: our delectable loincloth-clad intern Henry is whipping up a massive vat of eggnog and I've got an immunity to toxoplasmosis and a high tolerance for rum. We'll paaaaarty together, baby.