BREAKING: we hear Miramax Book's Jonathan Burnham has signed Saddam Hussein for a biography for a hefty 7 figures; Saddam also in Hollywood talks to hold court as Hollywood Square's center square — ex-dictator threatens to behead funny-mo' Bruce Vilanch.

Okay, we didn't hear any of that. But we did hear something about a Real World-style reality show with Jessica Lynch and Paul Bremmer.
See also: When Saddam saw it was Lynch, he gave up [Toronto Star]