· "[T]he late Chairman Mao was on to something when he forced certain urbanites to rural 'reeducation camps' to learn from the peasants." [Flak Magazine, The Simple Life]
· "I don t want to be told Shoshanna Lonstein is famous because she dated Jerry Seinfeld. I want the standards back. Otherwise, I m liable to set the offices of Us ablaze. And then I ll be a somebody." [Banterist, 'Making It' Made Easy]
· "At the end of my audition they said, 'Give us a hip tip,' and I said, 'Sample sales and Fischerspooner.' I thought they were going to vomit." [Michael Musto on his Queer Eye audition in Paper, Queer Eye for Queer Guy]