· Directors Sofia Coppola and Spike Jonze unable to agree on plot points, announce divorce. [NY Post]
· Paris "No Questions!" Hilton hires "two beefy thugs" to keep reporters from inquiring about her sex tape. Video only, no audio. [NY Post]
· Barbara Walters watches the Paris Hilton sex tape? Not quite, but she did announce on The View, "I like to look" at naked women in hot tubs because "they've got beautiful bodies." [The Scoop]
· The pressure is on: Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow's boyfriend and Coldplay singer, reportedly to propose now that she is baby-laden. Does he pull a Ben Affleck and turn to red rose petals, or does he avoid popping the question all together? [NY Daily News]
· What kind of an establishment would ban students from engaging in sex in a classroom setting with a video camera? NYU. No wonder the library is a suicide magnet. [NY Times] [via Drudge]
· On Sex and the City, Miranda may be moving to a far off city... Brooklyn. No way, a single lawyer with a baby moves to Brooklyn? [NY Daily News]
· Courtney Love spent her Thanksgiving in a Malibu rehab facility. [NY Post]