· A new sex tape is hitting the internet near you, starring Gena Lee Nolin of Baywatch. On the tape, she complains about her new breast implants and bites her man "in a sensitive area." Celebrity sex tapes shouldn't even qualify as news anymore. [NY Daily News]
· Former stock analyst and current Martha Stewart chronicler, Henry Blodget is way behind on his memoir, due out in May. Amazon lists a forthcoming "Internet Revolution" by Blodgett, Henry Blodget. [NY Daily News]
· Alicia Keys does not want her ass getting in the way of her ambitions. "I don't care to be in that category" of "greatest asses in the business," she says. "I might run for governor of New York State one day. I'm a people person, and I know how to bring out the best in people. So, hey, you never know." [NY Daily News]
· When Tina Brown, Rosie O'Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, and Martha Stewart are passed up for I Want Media's Media Person of the Year, does that mean fame itself is finally over? And if Howell Raines is in that category, is anti-fame the new fame? [NY Daily News]