For the lazy and uninformed, now there's Fast Metropolis to plan your night out for you. Wha...? Yes, for a fee, they'll develop your very own white-hot super-cool Manhattan itinerary:

"Dinner at a hip new restaurant in the Village followed by a trendy nightclub in the hot Meatpacking District, mellow lounge for martinis and karaoke, minus the attitude & hype, cocktails at an art gallery followed by a landmark NY restaurant and Broadway show."

I sure hope they have an "attitude and hype only" package for people like us. Anyway, for only $85.00, this digital concierge will hook you up with reservations and "confirmed entry and inclusion on guest lists at clubs." And for $50 more, you can meet with a representative and be "personally briefed." Cripes. For that kind of cash I could get "personally briefed" in a much more meaningful way, so maybe I'll pass.
Plan Your Evening [Fast Metropolis]