On Thanksgiving morning, as I cabbed down the Bowery toward an awe-inspiring multi-course meal, I caught a glimpse of a giant white tent built up outside the Bowery Mission homeless shelter. Why, they'd built the homeless a little home to eat in, just for the afternoon! I craned my neck as the taxi passed by, but only caught the flash of a dozen cameras, the media in full attendance to document the good deed of the day.

I felt for a moment as if I'd learned something important about Thanksgiving, and maybe humanity itself, but the revelation passed so quickly and I ate so very much! Now I just can't seem to remember it at all. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!