· David Letterman desperately wants to interview Paris Hilton. "We all know it's not your fault... it'll be a love fest," he announced on last night's show. Hilton, who reportedly is canceling all promotions for her upcoming reality show, has instead scheduled appearances at Hogs & Heifers for body shots and roofies. [NY Post]
· Who's seen the Paris Hilton sex tape? Dominick Dunne, check. "These girls have had PR reps since they were 12... it's unbelievable," he says. Carson Daly, check. "I was a little disappointed" with the lighting and phone ringing, he says. A nervous P. Diddy and Sting deny all knowledge, which can only believe us to imagine... eww! I hope there's a bag over Sting's head in that video. [NY Daily News]
· Paris Hilton, who recently had her cell phone number passed all around the internet, was spotted at an ATT Wireless store on Beverly Boulevard. Guess she realized the constant ringing wasn't in her head. [NY Post]