· Clinton, in more evidence that he can't say no, signs to be model for Chinese clothing brand. While in Asia, he will meet a much younger, also-married woman, have a tortured, depressing, and well-cinematographed affair, and return home feeling as if he'd spent a few days in a Radiohead music video. [Ananova] [via Village Voice]
· Martha Stewart proves to be still on edge from the infamous salad incident from the CBS Early Show when a reporter asked her about the trial instead of Christmas decorating. "You don't have to be a Jane what's-her-name," Martha snapped, chucking her knife ten feet across the studio into the heart of a sad artichoke. [Page Six]
· Playboy offers Britney Spears at least a million dollars to pose nude. Frat houses across the country pool their money, figuring they can just pay Brit Brit to come over and strip in person. [Scoop]
· Takes one to know one? Henry Blodget, stock analyst formerly embroiled in an investment scandal, has been hired by Slate to report on Martha Stewart's trial. [Reuters/NY Times]