· Britney Spears exclaims "I'm seriously speechless right now" upon being the 2,242nd performer awarded with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Naturally, the honor comes concurrent with her new song about masturbation, released today. [Reuters]
· Sharon Osbourne forced MTV to cut crowd booing daughter Kelly for insulting Christina Aguilera. Xtina herself is evidently the new reformer of the entertainment industry; she calls the Britney-Madonna kiss "fake and superficial, like the entire event." Wha? Shit, the secret is out. [NY Daily News]
· Madonna meets privately with Democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark to discuss the political aspects of sex, public relations, pushing the envelope, and getting old. [Scoop]
· Guitarist Dave Navarro and non-actress Carmen Electra are the subject of the latest d-list celebrity reality show on MTV. The show, "'Til Death Do Us Part," will document their wedding until we ourselves yearn for the cool embrace of death. [Billboard/MSNBC]
· Pamela Anderson to launch "The Pamela Collection" of jeans, tops, jewelry, lingerie, and fragrance. "I can't wait for it to come out so I can get the clothes for myself and my friends," she says, kind of missing the point. [AP/ABC News]
·Rosie O'Donnell may drop close to $20 million on her Broadway flop, 'Taboo,' while only a quarter of the seats are filled... with friends of the cast. [NY Post]