Who knew? The American Music Awards show still exists. The show, in fact, was perpetrated just last night.

Britney, of course, was there. According to blogger Grambo, "She looked sorta like how John Paul Gaultier would've dressed The Matrix's Trinity, if only she was a robotic vampire slut from the Eighth Dimension." And his word on the show itself: host Dick Clark "should really sit down and decide if this is intended to be an awards show or a three-hour commercial for ABC's fall schedule. Is it intended to honor musicians or stick it to The Grammys? Do you want the night to be schticky or legit?"
AMA recap [whatevs]