I Want Media is having a contest to name the media person of the 2003. (I Want Media, of course, is the website where nice people who disdain sarcasm and vicious personal attacks read about media— in other words, probably not you.)

2002's winner was Martha Stewart. Fair enough. But who embodies 2003 anyway? Tacky Bonnie Fuller? Burned-out Rick Bragg?

I'd sum up 2003 for you, but honestly I barely care about what happened last week, much less what happened over the last eleven months. When I think back on 2003, what I'll remember most of all is not wanting to remember anything at all.
Media Person of the Year 2003 [I Want Media]