· Paris Hilton requested a bar incident involving "local guys" not be included in The Simple Life, her new reality show. She didn't want to embarrass her parents. Heh. More importantly, the Post refers to Paris' "amateur porn tapes" without even the use of allegedly. Good evidence! [NY Post]
· Parker Posey interviews boyfriend Ryan Adams for Interview and it may have led to hot interview sex — recorded on tape. "I would guess that it happens at least once in every issue," says Ingrid Sischy hilariously. OMG. It's the Parker Posey Sex Tapes! I would pay $2.00 or possibly even $2.25 to hear that. [NY Daily News]
· New book claims advisers control Tom Cruise's every move, both professionally and personally. I'm writing a book that says he should fire them and get some new ones. [NY Post]
· New Queer Eye franchise dubbed "Gal Pals" will set five gay men to "make-better" straight women. I'm starting to get confused as to who's what and what that's supposed to mean anymore. [Television Week]
· Gossip gal Jeannette Walls gets all Marxist, mocks Mariah Carey and her 350 pairs of shoes, an eight vehicle entourage, and the presidential suite on her Shanghai tour. [MSNBC]