· Britney Spears replies to the Maryland governor's wife who wanted to shoot her: "She probably needs to get laid." She then complains about ABC promos for tonight's Primetime interview. "They wanted me to have this towel wrapped around me and then drop it. It was all about my body, you know?" Yah, we know, Brit. Maybe because of your perpetual magazine cover nudity? [NY Post ]
· More Britney! Britney Spears on masturbation: "I think if you say you don't do it, you're lying," she says. "I think it's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way sometimes. I don't do it all the time. It's life. Guys can talk about it. Why can't girls?... I think it's positive for girls not to depend on guys. Being alone - I'm one to say! - you really start to figure out what makes you happy... So just make yourself happy and let them just kind of follow up after you." [NY Daily News]
· Demi Moore, now 41, may be expecting a proposal from Ashton Kutcher. Keep an eye out for the Punk'd crew. Yo Demi: Psych! [E!]
· Rosie O'Donnell ushers in the debut of her play, Taboo. Gulping a Sam Adams, she says, "Tomorrow night, we're really going to party." Yeah, party like it's 1989. [Fox 411]