Writer/Rockstar/Dilettante Neal Pollack got a little bit reamed in this Sunday's Times book reviews. (His book was referred to as a pale imitation of the work of Lester Bangs, and worse, Neal himself was referred to as "doughy.") Pollack, luckily, has serious charges that discredit David Kamp's review:

"So I guess what I'm saying is that the 'Neal Pollack' in the Neal Pollack Sex Tape that David Kamp has been making available for the last week on his website, goateedanddoughy.com, is, in fact, me, and yes, those are the Hilton Sisters who've got me in that sandwich and yes, I am doing that thing to Diego Luna. I'm not ashamed. It's a right sexy tape."
Curse You, David Kamp! [Neal Pollack]