I've never seen a scarier job posting than this advertisment for an executive assistant at Bird Dog Associates. And yet, I'm almost tempted to apply, because it sounds like Melrose Place meets Arliss in reality show format. I mean, "I move in the circles of such legends"? "My friends and business associates, who you will have the opportunity to interact with, play Monopoly with real money"? Hey, I love both Monopoly and real money! I wonder if they ever play Scrabble with tiles made from human fingers?
Executive Assistant to Fast Paced Internet Entrepreneur [Craiglist]