I don't usually say this, but: meow!

In this week's New York mag, Simon Dumenco totally goes off on Rosie O'Donnell and her farcical magazine trial. His analysis of the troubles between Rosie and the mag's publishers, Gruner + Jahr, is this: "The New Rosie a foul-mouthed, angry dyke and demonic manager (who told a cancer-surviving employee that liars get cancer) was a bait and switch, pure and simple. She sold G+J a bill of goods. G+J, those tone-deaf Germans, bought it.

"We should all sue both parties for $200 million for being such total fuck-ups."
Trial and Terror [NY Mag]