Totally Over:
· The Wachowski Brothers: Unloading a big steaming celluloid dump like Matrix 3 would ruin their careers in a world with any justice.
· Gawker.com: There are certain shades of limelight which can wreck a website's complexion.
· Australians: They were hot until the Hilton sisters got there and ruined everything. Goodbye Australians: hello, Canadians, the new hotness!

Returning from the Land of Over:
· Us Weekly's editor Janice Min: Slammed Bonnie Fuller for naming Kobe's accuser, and then mastered the art of catty: When asked what Rosie should do next, she replied, "I hear there might be an opening at Martha Stewart Living soon."
· Al Sharpton: Proof positive that if you work your ridiculous schtick for a few decades, they'll take you seriously. Next thing you know you're pontificating on Rock the Vote with real people.
· Soho House: The Sex and the City camera crews are long gone. Louts pound the foosball table in peace. Like a mullet or an experimental salad, it's so out it's in.