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Yesterday was only day four of the Rosie O'Donnell versus G&J trial, and already I feel myself losing interest. It's all contract this, agreement that. Legal blah blah. If Rosie doesn't gun down the courtroom observers with an AK-47 soon, I won't be able to pay attention at all. What kind of media circus is this supposed to be?

I'll hold out for a while though. Yesterday morning had some spice. It was revealed that Rosie told her chief marketing officer (and breast cancer survivor) Cindy Spengler "Do you know what happens to people who lie? They get sick and they get cancer."

That's not nice. More hatred like that please! If this trial were a reality show — and I'm pretty sure it is — it would be on the express train to Cancellationville.
Rosie's Chief Adversary Takes the Stand [Ad Age]
Memo Pad [WWD]