The ladies of The Black Table get together for a spooky Halloween roundup on death. Writer Lynn Harris is pretty clear on a large number of ways she doesn't want to die: "With my eyelids pinned open being forced to watch Eyes Wide Shut, starved in a glass box dangling over the Thames, in the car wreck that is Jessica Simpson, wearing cargo pants with pumps (fashion victim), before the next season of the Sopranos, drowning in deadlines, knowing I'd voted for Arnold..."
These Ladies Don't Fear the Reaper [Black Table]