In case you care, last night's Koyen v. Stedman fight to settle the faux-feud between the New York Press and the L Magazine settled absolutely nothing. The fight ended in a draw, shamingly enough for the two boxing nuns. Reportedly Koyen was in the lead, getting in some pretty good bitch-slapping and hair-pulling on Stedman, but then he got a little winded and the fight fell apart.

The rematch is scheduled for November 21st, if the two papers are still publishing by then.