During the Giuliani era, the cabdrivers got organized for better pay, and now cabbies never give you the whole printout of receipts, just the one from your ride. And you just know there's all these tempting 18 dollar cab ride receipts from Upper East Side therapists going home to TriBeCa just being thrown away. Selfish bastards.

Now, it's the nannies who are getting ready for a Million Nanny March, claiming sub-minimum wage payment and poor working conditions. Whiners. Next thing you know, those pesky restaurant delivery men are going to form a union. They'll get the City Council to pass a rule that says they don't have to carry any change at all. Soon we'll all be victims of the immigrant underclasses: at the mercy of the whims of a million constantly off-duty cabbies for our transportation, starving in our change-less apartments without dinner delivery, our malnourished children forced to learn to change their own diapers.
Nannies [Gotham Gazette]