Alert: the new term Freundefreude, the hot new word meaning "I piss on you on talk radio to make headlines but I airkiss you and ask about your adopted Paraguayan twins at Michael Eisner's house when I'm forced to be on the Other Coast because I need to retain whatever little power in the media industry that I have" has been replaced. The new term is: Schmoozenfreude. Please make a note of it.