· Woody Allen turns up his nose at measly $2.5 million book offer, refuses to tell his sordid story of marrying daughter-sister Soon Yi. Thank you Lord. [NY Mag]
· Carrie Fisher's back — undoubtedly for less than $2.5, though let's hear about the film rights — with a novel seemingly entirely composed of Hollywood blind items. The first sentence of the book: "Suzanne Vale had a problem, and it was the one she least liked thinking about: She'd had a child with someone who forgot to tell her he was gay." All eyes turn towards Fisher's ex, CAA's sultry Bryan Lourd. Let the games begin. [NY Daily News]
· Employees of Joe Francis, Mr. "Girls Gone Wild" and alleged former paramour of Paris Hilton and Shannon Doherty, say that he isn't coughing up the money for lawyers after they were arrested on racketeering and other charges. Francis says in his defense that "I put up a million somolies in bail" for them, which makes us wonder what jail accepts payment in residents of a war-torn African nation. [Page Six]