Gawker is looking to take on an intern or two. The qualified applicant will be: hungry, ambitious, bitchy, potty-mouthed, and have a degree in mixology. S/he must have strong familiarity with Gawker's favorite topics, enjoy at least developing-nation level computer access and the mad skillz to go with it, have some nose for research (online, "in real life," and by interview), and crack my shit up on a regular basis. There may be a small stipend; there will be public mockery.

Send us a resume and a Gawker item or two (at the very least a writing sample of some kind), and spell my name right.