· Page Six provides us with a Zen koan I know I'll be trying to answer all day: "What could be more glamorous than Joan Collins wrapped in sable sitting in a restaurant at the first table?" [NY Post]
· Cindy Adams reports that Denis Leary and other celebrities have joined Tom Cruise's cause to build Scientology-based "detox" centers for 9/11 rescue workers. Cruise has been bankrolling a popular center for NYC firemen for the last year, says Cult News. [Cindy Adams]
· Candace Bushnell, our generation's Margaret Sanger, has a new job — spokeswoman for Seasonale, the hip edgy downtown birth control pill. As if Sex and the City wasn't argument enough for birth control. [NY Daily News]