· ABC Family Network President Angela Shapiro may be over and out, and the $6 billion dollar network has "missed all of its financial targets this year, by a lot," the Post's sources say. Tonight on ABC Family at 8 p.m.: 1995's The Face on the Milk Carton: "A teen recognizes the missing child on a milk-carton photo as her own," starring Jill Clayburgh and Richard Masur (You may remember Masur for his work as a mentally retarded stockboy on All in the Family.) [NY Post]
· Is Chelsea Clinton a troubled lover? Allegedly, and I'm really emphasizing the word allegedly here, people, her young boyfriend Ian Klaus was spotted venting about their love in the Meatpacking District. The Daily News spy reports this conversation: "He said, 'I love her, but I hate her.' One of his friends said, 'No, man, you love her.'" Then they popped open a couple of Michelobs and had a real heart to heart while sides of swinging beef glinted in the moonlight.
· PeopleNews reports: "David Blaine's man-breasts have gone." [People News]