In this month's edition of Judging Books By Their Covers, your host Cheshire Dave is up to his neck in disturbing new releases. Of course, there's Madonna:

"It s rare, I think, that a children s book is used as a means to extend one s fame into an audience that isn t yet old enough to buy cds...but will be. But hey, breaking boundaries is what Madonna does, and it s what she s been doing for twenty years. Why shouldn t she break this one as well?"
Judging Books By Their Covers [Cheshire Dave]