After this week's election, I feel too much pity for L.A. to really hate on it. From now on, Boston is the new Los Angeles. (Washington D.C. will be the new San Francisco — we'll get to that later.) The Black Table's Amy Blair feels the same way, using her weekly Craigslist report to torture Red Sox fans:

"This post is everything that I hate about Boston. The scene: A cheesedick Boston bar (or should I say 'bah'). A blonde in a halter top drinking a vomitously awful combination of Chambord, Vodka and 7-Up scoping a disgruntled business-casual young buck enjoying The Silver Bullet. The blonde plans her move: She'll kiss Mr. Lite Beer as soon as he unglues his eyes from the game, only to be upstaged by a bunch of assholes drunk on watery beer slapping each other's asses and a fat girl in a Nomar jersey when the time comes."
Week in Craig [Black Table]