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"The Medienneurotiker is to have offered in a conceivablly short "Expos " its autobiography for the purchase," writes Der Spiegel — well, in a bad Babelfish translation. The skinny is: Woody Allen's autobiography is for sale at the Frankfurt Book Fair. (That Fair is where the vast majority of publishing's foreign rights are sold). Mr. Allen says that as soon as he gets signed to the highest bidder, he'll actually start writing the memoir. German publishers are reported to be cackling at Mr. Allen from behind their Wursts and Biers in that demonic German way they have.
Von Krieg und Gier und Liebe [Der Spiegel]
Of War and Greed and Love [Der Spiegel in bad translation]