· The inspiration for Sylvester Stallone's Rocky says he's been dissed for years; now he wants a payout. He should just wait a bit longer until Stallone is Governor of New York. Then the old boxer can handle the action on the Sly v. Ahnold Governarial Punch-Em-Up. [NY Post]
· Sex dwarf Peter Dinklage admits he better chill with his libidinous press juggernaut: "I'm starting to sound like a slut." But really, is there anything the media likes more than a slutty dwarf? [Michael Musto]
· Charlize Theron a victim of theft at Soho House; $700 bucks of LaCoste clothing disappeared while in the House's care. Upstairs, Soho House members were being ripped off at the rate of 17 dollars a sandwich. [NY Daily News]