"The Limp Bizkit frontman is everything good about America," writes Eric Gillin, in a stirring defense of the importance of celebrity culture over at The Black Table. As for Mr. Durst himself — who, with Halle Berry, comprises one-half of the hot new powercouple Durstberry —, he summed up America best when said: "When you come from a place with no money like I did, you think that's gonna solve your problems. I still get the flu. I still get fat. I still have the same problems I had when I started. I thought not having money was the problem. But now I realize it's really about finding inner peace." Hey, Fred! I've got inner peace to spare. Wanna trade?
From Worst to Durst! The Fuck Up Who Fucks 'Em All [The Black Table]