Magazine-junkie Simon Dumenco has evidently been sniffing the ink after a late night's closing. In his latest tirade, he calls bullshit on "the reflexive inclusion of brand names in stories," fashion magazines with tables of contents in the second half of the book, Photoshopped celebrity cover photos, and heavily-rotated and over-styled editor headshots. Obviously Dumenco is the enemy of all things great and meaningful in today's magazine world.

The traitorous Dumenco has provided his email for your submissions to a follow-up article; please school him mercilessly.
Make It Stop! [Folio]