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Vogue staffers proudly charted a "sex map" of the United States, placing pins at the locations in which they'd like, totally done it. Heh. I hope Page Six doesn't find out about our Conde Nast sex map: a blown-up blueprint of Nast HQ with little markers where Vogue-ers have envogued in the building. (Hot spot? The library, pictured at right, on top of back copies of the Post. Ah, the media mobius strip.) [NY Post]
· "WHAT HOSPITABLE heiress was in the kitchen at an L.A. restaurant opening, giving her new boyfriend a taste of something that wasn't on the menu? Too bad the manager interrupted the grazing..." writes the Daily News today. See also Ted Casablanca, September 25th: "Ms. Famous Aimless[...] stepped into the kitchen of a very hip Hell-Ay hang recently [...] F.A. got herself up on the counter, she did, all ready 'n' panty-free." After that, a deluge of cunnilingus puns. She's really a one-trick pony, that gal. [Daily News]