Remember when blogs used to be interesting? Yeah, me neither. But they could be useful at least. To that end, I'm putting together a commission list of items that we'd all like to read about. Bloggers, try some of these before you write about your dog's cancer surgery or just how much you love cheese sandwiches.
· Williamsburg: Where to Fuck Outdoors.
· The Five Obvious Things Wrong with Vanity Fair's "The New Establishment 2003" List. (Besides the photo of Vivendi's chairman dressed as Marilyn Monroe. Argh.)
· A Listicle of Alternate Titles for Gina Zucker's Story in GQ of Being Stephen Glass' Factchecker. (Start with this fine suggestion from our peanut gallery: "Steve Glass is why my short story collection is unpublished, why Rick Moody thinks I'm a drug addict, and why I pop pills.")
· The Top Ten Ways to Sleaze Your Way Into A Job In NYC.
· Why Chuck Palahniuk Has a Boyfriend and You Don't.
· Conde Nast: What's For Lunch?

Drop me an email when you've posted, kids.