Mailbox Statistics:
The number of emails that said Gawker "went too far": 1.
The number of emails that offered Gawker free beer: 2.
The number of readers who correctly think that Gawker's Editor is an idiot for not coining the phrase "Durstberry" for the union of Fred Durst and Halle Berry: 2.

Most Despised Subjects Judged by Number of Gleefully Sadistic Emails Received:
Jeff Koyen of NY Press: 3
Torture Artist David Blaine: 1
Boston, Massachusetts: 1
Mediabistro: 3
Author Chuck Palahniuk: 6
Celebrity Potter Jonathan Adler: 5
THOSE FUCKING FURNITURE COMMERCIALS ON THE T.V.: 1

Finally, Most Vociferous Unsolicited Reader Rant:

Nicole Kidman is about as attractive and exciting as jamming a dozen roses up my own ass. She is pale. She has the body of a 12 year old Asian boy. Her beak looks like she should be eating birdseed. No wonder why Adrian Brody stopped calling her back, she would mess up his tan. The point is this: we should not be promoting her or this relationship, she is undeserving of her celebrity. We should be working on de-faming her, getting back her Oscar and making her sign an agreement that she is in her Hours costume all year round.