Assemble a hundred thousand sex-deprived post-teens in Central Park, add crappy music, and what do you get? The wreckage of a million sorority girls unable to tap frat ass, thus burdening all of us with Craigslist Missed Connections galore.

Amy Blair has the full report, although she didn't attend the Dave Matthews concert. As she put it: "Personally, I'd rather get fist-fucked by Ann Coulter than sit through a Dave Matthews concert. But that's just me." Christ, Amy. You lick peoples' boots with that pottymouth?
Week in Craig: Dave Matthews Can Shit On a Plate and Eat It. [Black Table]