The retard convention known as PETA is coming back to town. Evidently, two years and two weeks after September 11th, 2001, is the appropriately respectful amount of time before returning to drenching New Yorkers in blood.

Best of all, PETA has made little gifts for children of fur-wearers; they'll give the kids cards that say "Your Mommy Kills Animals." (Actually, that's kind of hilarious.) Here are some cards we'd like to distribute to children of moms we've spotted on the streets of Manhattan recently:
· In Soho: Your Mommy Is Killing Us... with her skanked-out drunken cackle at Merc Bar.
· At Park and 64th: Your Mommy Obviously Only Loves Your Daddy... for his endowments — financial and otherwise.
· In West Chelsea: Your Mommy Loves Art... that truly sucks ass through a sieve.
· On Eighth Avenue: Your Mommy Loves Nice Men... who are quite obviously giant homos to everyone else but her.
· At Lincoln Center: Your Mommy Looks Fab in That Fur... but can't the nasty little oligarch wait til October like a normal person to take it out of storage?
PETA to Pelt Operagoers [NY Daily News]