· We are horrified that Fred Durst may be in love with Halle Berry. Frelle? Haed? Durry? Berrst? There's no way gossip columnists can combine those two names; gossip king Richard Johnson must forbid that they mate... [NY Post]
· ...Unlike, of course, that other hot new multiracial unit Nenny. Licole. Whatever. [NY Daily News]
· "Chef" Rocco DiSpirito gets a helping ambisexual hand at Friendster; his hot new "bi-curious" profile should get him lots of action. [NY Post]