Everyone seems to be freaking out that the recently outed Chuck Pahalanahialouk is a homo — especially Chuckles himself. Did anyone see that Fight Club movie? I don't mean to be bigoted, but you have to admit it was pretty faggy.

From his cult messageboard:

Fanbot 1: "I was floored that Chuck's not married. I could've sworn I read somewhere that he was definitely married. Didn't we have a discussion about this?"
Fanbot 2: "I thought he was... and I was convinced of it when I saw the wedding ring on his hand when I went to a reading of his."

Yeah, well, Roy Cohn wore a wedding ring too.
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