This Soho House member is so peeved she might never actually be re-gruntled: "[Soho House] emailed all their members yesterday saying sorry that that the "private club area" (read: their excuse for a restaurant and bar) would be unavailable the ENTIRE day and night due to a private something or other for Dave Matthews. But don't worry you can still use the "library." And then "we apologize for the inconvenience." So let me see, all members of the Soho House crammed into the poorly designed excuse for a library? The place blows and the concept of having some private oasis away from the seething masses is overriden; for the highest bidder they will tell all their members to go fuck themselves. I can now only hope that a toilet fell on Dave, just to rebalance the karma he sucked from our city."

Sheesh! Those Soho House kids get so cranky when they don't get their daily fifteen bucks worth of mad cow burger.