Blogger Meg Hourihan is actually totally serious about her plans to ticket New Yorkers wearing jeans in hideous unforgivable ways. She writes: "What I need to do is make a ticket design, complete with NYC Jeans Police logo, then post the .pdf to my site and let people download and print it so they can start issuing citations. Then I realized I will never do this because I have no talent for that sort of thing and no time. Can you put the Gawker hordes to work?"

I know lots of you are closing magazines right now, but surely there's some bored but talented designer in a Hearst office — undoubtedly endlessly refreshing Gawker and RateMyBoner.com while munching carrot sticks — who needs an important community-minded project. Won't you please help us fight New York's visible asscrack epidemic?