The New York Post publishes most of a bizarre and catty letter from Pennsylvania's Schuylkill federal prison. The letter reports extensively on the movements of Sam Waksal. Mr. Waksal is a convicted inside trader, a pal of Martha Stewart, and currently works as a janitor.

Best of all, the letter includes a bonus blind item! After Waksal's morning workout, the inmate writes, "he makes his way back to the common area where he can be found watching the morning news with two gay guys. One of them happens to be an obnoxious fashion designer from New York who struts around like he is a supermodel or something."
Day In the Life of Inmate Sam</> [NY Post]