On Monday it was reported that 27 people have (so far) passed out and/or thrown up during readings of a new story by Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk. A reader (who selfishly refuses to disclose the barf-producing plot of the story) writes in to verify: "I was at the Barnes and Noble one and this actually happened. My theory is they hyperventilate; story has enough gruesome details that suggestive people may get a bit too into it. Apparently going to be published in Playboy. Just think of the associations het men are going to have now!" Kids, get cracking: how can we all go on with our little lives until we know what this story is about?