Stalker Extreme: Combining the best of extreme sports and reality television, this Stalker Extreme entry has four random celebrity sightings in 47.5 hours. Let the competition begin!
· "On Mon 22 Sept at 2 pm I saw ALAN DERSHOWITZ looking at prints at Christie's, then at at 6 pm I saw Coldplay star CHRIS MARTIN dining with GWYNETH PALTROW at Mary's Fish Camp (W 4th / Charles). On Sat 20 Sept, at 2.30 pm I saw Queer as Folk actor RANDY HARRISON at Matthew Marks Gallery W 22nd and at 10.30 pm saw ETHAN HAWKE on 23rd/7th heading into the Chelsea Hotel."

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· I saw quite a few notable folks GERUND champagne Monday night at the NAME OF A BUSINESS & NAME OF A MEDIA OUTLET after-party following the annual NAME OF AN AWARDS SHOW. Olympia Dukakis arrived early with the directors of her upcoming film, NAME OF A MOVIE while NAME OF A MOVIE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF director Tom McCarthy was there with film star I'M SORRY, WHO?. Also spotted were legendary producer Ed Pressman and his wife NAME OF A WIFE, NAME OF A BIGSHOT COMPANY co-president Tom Bernard, NAME OF DRAG QUEEN himself John Cameron Mitchell who hung out upstairs with HIPSTER ADJECTIVE indie director David Gordon Green (NAME OF A FILM). Breakthrough acting award nominees Paul Schneider ALLEGED NAME OF FILM and Jesse Eisenberg ("Roger Dodger") posed for pix in the NAME OF ANYONE champagne lounge, while hilarious AWARDS SHOW host Michael Ian Black from "Ed" dropped in with TERM FOR A HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP Josh Randall. A posse from "American Splendor" hung out downstairs, including ANOTHER NAME OF A REALLY OBSCURE FILM AWARD winners Bob Pulcini & Shari Springer Berman and film co-stars Judah Friedlander and James Urbaniak.