Some items of great importance from the last 24 hours:
· ESPN tardily discovers this fascinating new term "metrosexual," produces handy-dandy quiz for its self-hating readers. [ESPN]
· Celebities complain about the media: Jennifer Lopez blames press spotlight for the cancellation of her wedding. Also, Gray Davis gets more LA Times ink than Arnold, grouses the dim bodybuilder. Odd. Perhaps it's because Mr. Davis is the Governor of the state, you steroid-damaged freak? [Washington Post]
· A state bill might make smoking in cars illegal. How then are Long Island commuters supposed to enjoy their after-work Coors Lites? [NY Post]